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Written by Fester Bryan
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As I thought Mr Drew Calm now Do not follow through Or at least take the time To think again Mr Drew. For can you not see ? The meaning in the air? T'is Mr Drew dear Look here T'is Mr Drew The artful sneaky Mr Drew.
So now the Mr Drew Do you want to go out and think on all this, Or would you like to sit, Sit in the chair I bought for my grandmother ?
Take your spindly legs off Off to the supermarket And fill your trolley With the goods that you can purchase In the aforementioned Supermarket.
For I understand that in a place Such as the Supermarket, Mr Drew One can purchase items of food in great quantity Or small amounts depending On the circumstances of ones arrival.
So in Paris or London Brighton or Munich One can enter, Mr Drew, the supermarket And purchase items of food that are delightful to eat So, where does this leave us Mr Drew? I think you know, do you not ? I wish you to leave and ponder the thoughts that you know so well. And then Mr Drew You can buy some foodstuffs at the local Supermarket Some of which, no doubt, you will enjoy. So be off, Mr Drew Get away with you.
Be quick of mind and body And leave me in peace, Mr Drew For I have much to think about While you are gone. Such as "which way do I go to reach the opposite end of the spectrum ?" And "Which way do I go to reach the underside of the other me that inhabits my other side" And " When is the pastry cook not a pastry cook ?" And "If I sleep for a quarter of a day, what do I do for the other three quarters, Mr Drew ?" This I will ponder and chew Mr Drew. Chew on the bone of contention between me and you , Mr Drew So go - be off and away, Gallop into the sunset on your fine steed, Get to that modern place, The Great halls of food. And get the food of your choice from the supermarket, Mr Drew Be quick For to be quick is to be clean and sharp So be rapid in thought and in action. All around will admire, Mr Drew The speedy responses you can give to those small niggling problems That crop up from time to time In the course of the normal day.
Be away Time to ponder Eat your food Once it is bought with The hard earned cash Mr Drew Goodbye And Au revoir Mr Drew See you Anon
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